Zero Lightning Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt - Men's Review

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(More customer reviews)this is a great hoodie, cool design, fits fantastically, but its a bit thin. still warm, it's just a warmer-weather jacket. The tag is also incredibly beast.

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Zip up the Zero Men's Lightning Hooded Sweatshirt, pull a fresh bolt from your ass and chuck it at that hipster-wannabe-poser across the street. The shock will cause their trendy oversized phone internet machine to burst into flames; their PBR will boil over and burn away their lame "inspirational saying" tattoo and their overly tight clothing will instantly mummify them. A local graffiti artist who witnessed your feat of Zeus-like power quickly paints a mural to commemorate the moment and when it is uncovered hundreds of years from now a new religion will be formed. Peasants will build statues of your likeness, sacrifice virgins on the full moon(in a good way), and the last of the hipster-poser-dousches will be hunted down and driven to extinction.Product Features
Material: Cotton
Fit: Regular
Pockets: 2 Front
Hood: Yes
Zipper: Yes
Recommended Use: Skating, streetwear, choosing who lives and who dies
Manufacturer Warranty: 30 Days